when I write a song about a girl I don't know what to say
except that I want to hump you in every single way
'cuz you tend to put dirty thoughts into my head
and when I dream of you I have to clean my bed
and I thank you for me wanting more
that's what I get for wanting you so bad

you have the body of an anime chick, I'd say
and I'd let you fly my Eva any day
and I'm the professor who's possessed by demon rage
but I'll try to keep my tentacles away
and I thank you for me wanting more
that's what I get for wanting you so bad

you walk quietly past the table
because the teacher has started his lecture
I take in every breath of sweet air as you pass by me
when I look up I'll find you
'cuz just my luck I'm sitting behind you
maybe something of mine will fall near you so we can speak

and I thank you for me wanting more
that pleasant scent I won't forget
is it more than just attraction? can something really be?
but there's much left to be desired
like you on top of me

you have the body of an anime chick, I'd say
and I'd let you fly my Eva any day
and I'm the professor who's possessed by demon rage
but I'll try to keep my tentacles away

and I thank you for me wanting more
that's what I get for wanting you so bad
wanting you so bad

Thanks man!